if moriarty is alive though
and john, mary and sherlock are there when he shows up
and he sees john and mary and he’s all ‘oooOOOOH SHERLY YOU MISSED OUT’
no but seriously moriarty mocking sherlock for not getting with john is my new headcanon
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?
There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true, but I know white people went all the way to Africa to get out of doing work.